1.
"I
could
sell
ice
to
an
Eskimo,
but
selling
to
my
Grandma
is
a
different
story"
【LOL】
2.
"My
sales
pitch
is
so
good,
I
could
convince
a
vegan
to
try
a
steak"
【HaHa】
3.
"If
I
were
a
doctor,
I'd
ask
my
patient
if
they
wanted
medication
or
my
sales
pitch"
【Wink】
4.
"I
could
persuade
my
boss
to
give
me
a
raise,
but
asking
for
it
is
a
different
story"
【Sigh】
5.
"I
sell
so
much,
my
bank
account
is
my
BFF"
【Yay】
6.
"If
you
need
convincing,
just
give
me
a
call.
I'll
sell
you
on
the
idea
that
you
need
a
second
phone"
【Crazy】
7.
"Selling
is
my
happy
place.
Taxes,
not
so
much"
【Ugh】
8.
"I
may
not
be
able
to
sell
water
to
a
fish,
but
I
can
sure
sell
sunscreen
to
a
lobster"
【LOL】
9.
"I
once
sold
a
hairbrush
to
a
bald
man
and
he
still
thanks
me
to
this
day"
【HaHa】
10.
"My
friends
call
me
the
sales
whisperer.
It's
like
I
have
a
secret
power
to
persuade"
【Wink】
11.
"Selling
is
like
a
roller
coaster
ride,
it
has
its
ups
and
downs,
but
at
the
end
it's
thrilling"
【Yay】
12.
"I
can
sell
anything,
except
maybe
patience"
【Sigh】
13.
"Being
a
successful
salesperson
is
like
being
a
magician,
you
have
to
keep
them
entertained"
【Crazy】
14.
"I
could
sell
a
pen
to
a
writer,
but
I
don't
think
I
could
sell
them
on
my
handwriting"
【LOL】
15.
"If
there's
a
sale
going
on,
I'm
there.
If
not,
I'm
probably
trying
to
start
a
turf
war"
【HaHa】
16.
"I
can't
sell
the
idea
that
I'm
a
morning
person,
but
I
can
sell
a
coffee
machine
that
makes
waking
up
worth
it"
【Wink】
17.
"I
could
sell
a
house
to
a
ghost,
but
it
would
have
to
be
haunted"
【Yay】
18.
"I
may
not
be
able
to
sell
intelligence,
but
I
can
sell
a
brain
teaser
game
that
makes
you
feel
smart"
【Sigh】
19.
"Sales
is
like
a
game
of
chess,
you
have
to
think
ahead
but
also
stay
on
your
toes"
【Crazy】
20.
"I
can
sell
my
way
out
of
any
situation,
except
for
maybe
an
awkward
hug"
【LOL】
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