1.
Holding
hands
is
like
duct
tape
for
the
soul.
【笑话】
2.
Our
love
story
is
like
a
romantic
comedy,
except
there's
more
laughing
than
kissing.
【爆笑】
3.
Distance
really
does
make
the
heart
grow
fonder
-
of
video
chat.
【有趣的事实】
4.
We
may
fight
like
cats
and
dogs,
but
we
always
make
up
like
bunnies.
【夸张的比喻】
5.
Our
relationship
is
like
pizza:
Sometimes
it's
cheesy,
sometimes
it's
saucy,
but
it's
always
delicious.
【比喻】
6.
People
say
there's
plenty
of
fish
in
the
sea,
but
I
caught
the
biggest
and
funniest
one.
【自夸句】
7.
Every
time
we
argue,
I
remember
why
I
fell
in
love
with
you
in
the
first
place
-
your
stubbornness
is
adorable.
【搞笑】
8.
Our
love
is
like
a
never-ending
game
of
tag,
only
with
more
hugs
and
snuggles.
【比喻】
9.
You
know
you're
truly
in
love
when
you
can
fart
in
front
of
each
other
and
it's
still
hilarious.
【调侃】
10.
When
life
gives
you
lemons,
add
vodka
and
make
it
a
party
with
your
favorite
person.
【幽默】
11.
We
may
fight
over
the
last
slice
of
pizza,
but
we
share
our
love
and
laughter
equally.
【比较】
12.
Don't
let
anyone
fool
you:
True
love
means
sharing
the
blanket
and
not
stealing
all
the
pillows.
【真心话】
13.
When
we
first
met,
I
never
imagined
we'd
be
making
ridiculous
faces
in
public
together.
But
here
we
are,
and
I
wouldn't
have
it
any
other
way.
【幸福的感慨】
14.
Our
love
is
like
a
song:
Sometimes
it's
slow
and
sweet,
other
times
it's
loud
and
crazy.
But
it's
always
beautiful.
【比喻】
15.
You're
my
favorite
person
to
annoy,
tease,
and
play
pranks
on
-
but
also
my
favorite
person
to
cuddle
with
afterwards.
【快乐】
16.
Love
is
not
always
about
the
grand
gestures,
but
also
the
little
things
-
like
stealing
each
other's
fries.
【真理】
17.
We
may
be
a
little
crazy,
but
that's
what
makes
our
love
so
special.
【调侃】
18.
When
I'm
with
you,
I
feel
like
I
can
conquer
the
world.
.
.
or
at
least
win
at
Mario
Kart.
【开心】
19.
Our
love
is
like
a
box
of
chocolates:
You
never
know
what
you're
going
to
get,
but
it's
always
sweet.
【比喻】
20.
They
say
laughter
is
the
best
medicine,
but
for
us
it's
also
the
secret
to
a
happy
relationship.
【恩爱】
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